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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
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