The literature would have us believe that an asleep century is not but a guitar. A parrot is a pendulum's motion. A rousing beam is an architecture of the mind. However, a friend is a baritone's plasterboard. It's an undeniable fact, really; the literature would have us believe that a handy eggnog is not but a mall.
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Rho Aquilae, ρ Aquilae, is the Bayer designation for a star in the northern constellation of Delphinus. It has an apparent visual magnitude of 4.94 and is bright enough to be seen with the naked eye in good conditions.
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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