{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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Metasiro sassafrasensis is a species of mite harvestman in the family Neogoveidae. It is found in North America.
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