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Diadema paucispinum, the long-spined sea urchin, is a species of sea urchin in the family Diadematidae. It is found in the western Indo-Pacific Ocean and in Hawaii and other east Pacific islands.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Oliver C. Farrington","displaytitle":"Oliver C. Farrington","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7087441","titles":{"canonical":"Oliver_C._Farrington","normalized":"Oliver C. Farrington","display":"Oliver C. Farrington"},"pageid":7760185,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Oliver_Cummings_Farrington_%281864%E2%80%931934%29.png","width":229,"height":313},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Oliver_Cummings_Farrington_%281864%E2%80%931934%29.png","width":229,"height":313},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1168548399","tid":"90727bae-31fc-11ee-a980-44532746fd62","timestamp":"2023-08-03T12:52:12Z","description":"American geologist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_C._Farrington","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_C._Farrington?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_C._Farrington?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Oliver_C._Farrington"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_C._Farrington","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Oliver_C._Farrington","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_C._Farrington?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Oliver_C._Farrington"}},"extract":"Oliver Cummings Farrington was an American geologist.","extract_html":"
Oliver Cummings Farrington was an American geologist.
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